tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82781092554737335602024-03-13T21:39:43.992-07:00HAKUNA MATATAasrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-56340768588216756882011-04-13T19:41:00.000-07:002011-04-13T20:12:25.792-07:00OK THATS IT! i'm getting a cat, a dolphin and a HuskyThese two video i'm about to show you are overloaded cuteness.<br /><br /><b>a cat and dolphins baby!</b><br /><br /><center><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dGrN3uWO_Rs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></center><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">How cute is that? the best part is, the cat didn't even use his claws with that dolphin.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Don't you just wanna snuggle him!??? </div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;">Now move on to this second video bout this <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Husky">Husky dog</a> saying " I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU" , well sorta.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Nowadays you can get this kind of a dog at any pet safari with a price of Mac Book for a 3 months old dog. seriously.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Back to this dog down here, <span class="Apple-style-span" >apparently Mishka doesn't love the guy. haha.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Mishka only responded after that lady said " i love you".</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >So Mishka is a boy? or just 1 fluffy lesbian dog? hahahaa </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >Ok that is sick.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >But this dog is so CUTEEEEEE.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><br /><center><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qXo3NFqkaRM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></center><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center; ">Don't you just wanna snuggle him!??? </div><div style="text-align: center; "><b>SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE</b></div></div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >ok shut up now <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson">Ray William Johnson.</a></span></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-57972714173033177652010-11-19T22:36:00.001-08:002010-11-19T22:36:28.039-08:00White ghostWas drving super slow at 3am semalam macam orang mabuk tengah pretend sober. After the traffic light tiba-tiba aku kena tahan polis.<br /><br /><br /><br />Polis : kalau traffic light merah, awak buat apa biasanya?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Aku : Hmm time traffic light merah biasanyer...... Saya,<br /><br />Saya post tweet dengan status update dekat fb sampai kena hon <br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br />asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-72142783264285299962010-11-08T06:06:00.001-08:002010-11-08T06:06:57.198-08:00Bijak sangat kenapa?<br />So i went out with my favourite 7 year old girl and we were passing through federal highway. Elok-elok je lalu depan kilang calrsberg tu tibe2 dia tanyer. "so uncle,asap from that kilang tu haram jugak ke?"<br /><br />Confuse aku, sejak bila dia tau carlsberg is a beer?<br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br />asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-22185507944816521812010-08-29T09:02:00.000-07:002010-08-29T09:06:41.044-07:001 year!Its a year n 3 months ago since the last time i post something here. Blame it on fb, twitter n love life :)asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-35716914508289576392009-05-15T06:41:00.000-07:002009-05-15T06:55:43.132-07:00come on, come all into 1996<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nickywoop.com/Illustration_images/airbrush/Simba-alone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 139px; height: 192px;" src="http://www.nickywoop.com/Illustration_images/airbrush/Simba-alone.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">God i <span style="font-size:130%;">miss </span>those days, when all i had to worry about<br />was whether <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Simba</span></span> would be ok without his dad....<br /><br />but now, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">MAKIN TUA MAKIN COMPLICATED</span><br />lotsa things to think.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">job</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">money</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">car</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">house</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">family</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">future</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">health</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">dan owh,akan mula la stress seperti beliau di bawah ini</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/Sg10CG8bSKI/AAAAAAAAAKk/X5QbsgEhisM/s1600-h/pk+banyak.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 262px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/Sg10CG8bSKI/AAAAAAAAAKk/X5QbsgEhisM/s320/pk+banyak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336048713076525218" border="0" /></a><br />sigh~<br />whatever it is,<br />HAKUNA MATATA<br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-26914657740694603412009-05-12T17:45:00.000-07:002009-05-12T17:54:13.745-07:00NAD, agak-agak if u tgk ni u marah x?<div style="text-align: center;">owh yeah, this post is also dedicated to <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">VINCE,C.O,AFiF, Maria,SAra</span> dan mereka2 yg seangkatan dengannya<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SgoYq_ErnwI/AAAAAAAAAKc/9cvKdxSR90E/s1600-h/hahaha+man+u.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 253px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SgoYq_ErnwI/AAAAAAAAAKc/9cvKdxSR90E/s320/hahaha+man+u.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335103835338415874" border="0" /></a><br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<br />to complete your reading of this post<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"> please hit the play</span> button below<br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/roQ1WrdVfVE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/roQ1WrdVfVE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-29008849600148456392009-05-12T03:14:00.000-07:002009-05-12T03:43:35.245-07:00OWH bimbo!<div style="text-align: left;"><br />While i was waiting for my friend this morning, i came across this video on u-tube.She made me <s>confuse</s> laugh. i thought only Jessica Simpson will come up with that kind of answer. Ladies and gentlemen, lemme introduce to you, Miss Panama!!!! (clap clap)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2664385135_fa7b01da47_b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 173px; height: 204px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2664385135_fa7b01da47_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I dont have to talk much, the video says it all.<br />confuscious pun confuse tgk ni huhuhu<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MgALNkRmwh4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MgALNkRmwh4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-19200811858185068622009-04-27T05:57:00.000-07:002009-04-27T08:34:08.858-07:00karnival membeli belah NOKIA paradise<div style="text-align: center;">karnival membeli belah NOKIA paradise dimulakan dengan penjualan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SfWtQIOalAI/AAAAAAAAAKM/Dl5U1cXK7Hc/s1600-h/3353008725_dd93a993fa_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SfWtQIOalAI/AAAAAAAAAKM/Dl5U1cXK7Hc/s320/3353008725_dd93a993fa_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329356226660307970" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MIRANDA KERR<br /><br /></span>ok silap. hanya gambar hiasan. kenapa aku harus jual teman wanita Orlando Belum ini? i wanna sell my <span style="font-weight: bold;">2 weeks old</span> nokia <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">N78</span>. paras rupa nokia n78 ini tidaklah secantik <span style="font-weight: bold;">miranda kerr </span>mahupun <span style="font-weight: bold;">kim kardashian</span>. tetapi performance wise, sangat menarik!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SfWuo9TeTEI/AAAAAAAAAKU/cV44I5nExyM/s1600-h/n78.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 212px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SfWuo9TeTEI/AAAAAAAAAKU/cV44I5nExyM/s320/n78.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329357752737090626" border="0" /></a>NOKIA N78<br /><br />maaf hanya gambar internet, kerana di saat post ini di type, camera berada bersama my sister di jakarta, terus ghue ngak ade kamira utk tangkapin foto mobil ghue.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">TETAPI!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">the quality is as good as new</span>! ( dah nama pun <span style="font-weight: bold;">2 weeks old</span>). the specs are as follows:<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">1</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;"> wifi</span>! - high speed internet at ur fingertips ( ok marketing)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">2</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">GPS</span>! ( maka anda tidak sesat lagi mencari kereta anda at the gardens.sumpah aku selalu x jumpe keta bile parking kat gardens)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">3</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">3.2 megapixel</span> camera wif flash n whatso ever(lebih besar dari VGA camera, bengong sape pakai vga sekarang)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">4</span>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">warna hitam</span> ( hitam nampak kemas, nama saya rain)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">5</span>. high volume speaker! ( giler <span style="font-weight: bold;">high</span> sampai mabuk)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">6</span>. built in memory 76mb ( erk?)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">7</span>. external memory up to 8gb ( aku bg 2gb je)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">8</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">FM transmitter</span>! ( aku suke function ni cuz u can play the song from ur phone using ur car speaker, mp3 modulator la senang citer)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">9</span> FM radio ( ok, so? ko ingat 3310i aku xde?)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">10</span>. ade message reader so hanya dengar text itu( ko ingat aku buta huruf asrul?)- oh x eh?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">11</span>. ia bukan motorola!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">SEBAB2 utk di jual is</span> :<br />aku berasal dari keluarga yang suke berjual beli..arakian aku ingin menjual dan aku ingin move on kepada benda baru.<br /><br />harga :<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51); font-weight: bold;">rm800 maximum</span></span><br />negotiable ma<br />u mau bape?<br />boleh kasi bincang<br />fongsam lor<br />mau murah pun boleh<br />tapi reasonable lo<br />sape mahu sila email<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">asrul_noelle@yahoo.com</span><br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com83tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-83842733882142154432009-04-22T06:18:00.000-07:002009-04-22T06:34:34.819-07:00KEJADAHNYERR?ok dah lame aku berenti <s style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">hisap sisha</s> tulis blog. sampai ramai suruh aku shutdown je blog ni.( ara)<br />dah lame aku x jadi pusher utk tv series. evendo demam<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"> prison break</span> dah serang balik. maap. aku bukan sengaja aku cuma busy . damn. those things (tv series) ak akan try provide when i have time.<br /><br />Tapi,<br /><br />off topic.<br /><br /><br />aku selalu x paham kenapa each time aku dah lambat nak pergi kerja kenapa akan ada scene2 yg akan membuat aku jadi...<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">super lambat</span></span>? kenapa fatimah?kenapa? ok ngarut.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">the scene</span><br /><br />the other day aku dah memang lambat, so aku cube berlagak pintar ikut jalan lain...<br />unfortunately, lagi lambat ade la...<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">why???</span></span><br /><br />because:-<br /><br />time2 pagi2 buta camni la lori angkut sampah tu nak angkut sampah kat area ni..ok itu tidak mengapa...<br /><br />yg paling aku rase the <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">world was againts me</span> that day was because of these 3 makhluks tuhan yang melintas jalan seperti<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"> itik pulang petang</span>. oh kenapa engkau mesti ada dikawasan ini diketika begini?kenapa fatimah kenapa?<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/Se8bkiuoXXI/AAAAAAAAAKE/maQyCg3njfg/s1600-h/tundra_swan_fws.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/Se8bkiuoXXI/AAAAAAAAAKE/maQyCg3njfg/s320/tundra_swan_fws.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327507198814215538" border="0" /></a><br />gambar hiasan.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">and yes!! angsa! tiga ekor angsa uptown sedang melintas dengan sangat perlahan seperti dlm project runaway yg membuatkan kereta beratur panjang. jem weh. i mean serious, who lets the angsa out kat tgh2 bandar ni..aduyai...<br /></div></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-42848347620661514832009-03-10T08:40:00.000-07:002009-03-10T09:02:04.306-07:00sorry seems to be the hardest wordok title ini jiwang tp xde kena mengena dgn post<br />just wanna say sorry cuz i don't have much time to update thiss blog lately....haihasrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-27437340934677154732009-02-16T05:21:00.000-08:002009-02-17T03:48:02.088-08:00Sometimes there is no time to be POLITEI argued with <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">Jules</span> last nite about some work project. And we continued that argument this early morning. By texts of cause. Since today is Monday, i decided to take the train cause i don't wanna face the Monday traffic. Unfortunately, the Monday traffic in the train was even worse. It was like i'm stuck in a Friskies punya tin. Even though the train was so packed sampai x boleh bergerak, the text war with <span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">Jules</span> stills on. And thanx to the big screen of iphone, suddenly d amoi beside me tegur,<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"> "korang gaduh ke?"</span><br />I was so mother F-ing stress and this amoi boleh plak asked me like that macam she knows me.<br />If she<br />asked <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">" gaduh wif gf/kwn ke?"</span><br />then i'll understand maybe she was trying to break d ice in d hot train where d ice is already melted.<br />Even though i was so stressful but it is my nature to entertain d person who talks to me.So i replied with a super lazy tone<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">" yea</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">sort of"</span>( <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);">dgn muke yg agak sombong, u asked me at the wrong time la babe</span>)<br />but that was not the main reason why i responded that way. Girl, i appreciate and i think it was really sweet that u were trying to communicate with a total stranger,<br />But before u asked anyone or before u gonna stand really- really close to anyone............<br /><br />PLEASE<br /><br />.........<br /><br />PLEASE<br /><br />.........<br /><br /><br />PLEASE<br /><br />.........<br /><br />PLEASE<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">put on some deodorant will you??</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />p/s: I realize that i rather drive than stuck in friskies can....asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-62546387061127298932009-02-11T04:19:00.000-08:002009-02-11T04:44:04.058-08:00BAIKLAH...AKU MEMANG NAKAL(sumpah title xde kena mengena langsung dengan isi)<br /><br />After few weeks aku kat office baru at T.A tower near KLCC ni, aku dah learned few things<br /><br />1.- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Payung </span>haruslah sentiasa ada dalam beg even though kereta parking kat sebelah bangunan sahaja.( x pernah2 aku bwk payung,tp disini aku harus.)<br />2- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">American women</span> yg bekerja di Kuala Lumpur can speak malay better than me. (shit aku malu.)<br />3.-Kalau <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">duit </span>kekurangan, sila skip lunch ataupun breakfast atau kedua2 nya sekali.<br />4.- Bertolak dari rumah pukul tujuh pagi belum tentu anda akan sampai sebelum pukul <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">9</span>.<br />5.-Some people adalah sangat senyap seperti bisu.<br />6.-<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Touch n Go</span> dan <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Smart tag</span> agak kurang efektif pada hari isnin kerana lorong tunai adalah lebih lancar.<br />7.-<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">Skill </span>parking rapat-rapat sambil memastikan kereta tidak calar adalah perlu.<br />8.-Sekiranya lunch bersama kawan perempuan yg kerja di KLCC haruslah senyum dan berbual mesra dengan boss nya sekali.<br />9.-Jika hujan dan tidak membawa payung dan jam sudah menunjukan pukul 7 mlm, sila bersiap sedia untuk bermalam di pejabat.<br />10.- Membina <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">ruang pejalan kaki</span> yang berbumbung untuk ke tempat parking yg kurang 0.1km dan ke klcc yg kurang 0.3km adalah sangat mahal, lantas payung diperlukan<br />11.- Masih ramai yg tidak tahu wtf is <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">global warming</span><br />12-Tidak semua hot single mom itu gatal, ada sahaja yg sangat baik dan murah hati<br />13.-Mencari <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">topup</span>? sila lakukan dari kawasan rumah anda lagi.<br /><br />...tetapi aku bahagia disiniasrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-35699973643719153172009-02-02T04:34:00.000-08:002009-02-02T04:56:25.581-08:00namaku bukan farid.....I woke up very early pagi tadi,maybe sbb excited liverpool menang smlm.<br />So aku breakfast kat mohsin wif few others.<br />time aku breakfast tu, ade sorang makcik tua ni tgk je kat aku mcm dia kenal sgt aku,<br />aku senyum kat dia, dia senyum balik....<br /><br />On the way balik,aku nak ke kereta tibe2 dia panggil dari belakang<br />" <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">nak, tunggu nak </span>"<br />"<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">ye, makcik?</span>" (sopan habis)<br /><br />tibe-tibe dia terus g kat aku peluk aku nangis2 teresak2<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"Farid, mana farid pergi selama ni farid?"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"kenapa farid tinggal mak mcm tu je farid?'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"farid x syg mak ke?"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"farid pergi mane?"</span><br /><br />Aku terkedu...confuse ape aku dah wat? aku kena MTV punk'd oleh ashton kutcher kah?aku cari camera ...xde<br /><br />tibe-tibe makcik tu mcm nak terjatuh<br />aku pegang dia<br />aku explain<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">makcik, makcik dah salah org ni makcik, saya bukan Farid makcik</span>"<br />x sempat ayat aku habis...<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">"Farid masih x maafkan mak ye Farid?"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">"Mak dah xde sape Farid, ayah kamu pun dah lari entah kemana"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">"farid balik lah rumah, maafkan mak farid"</span><br />dia masih teresak2....aku masih blur..kesian pun ade<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"mak sanggup buat ape saje farid,asalkan farid balik rumah"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">"makcik,tenang makcik...saya ni memang bukan farid makcik,saya <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Asrul </span>makcik"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"takperla Farid, kalau farid xnak terima mak"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">"mak tunggu sampai farid balik"<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(tangan dia masih usap muka aku,mcm sorang mak sentuh anak dia...sumpah aku rase mcm sedih time tu.)</span><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">"mak cik duduk mane?"<br /><br /></span>tibe2 telefon aku bunyi....aku jawab..aku pusing belakang..<br />bile dah abis ckp telefon aku pusing balik...<br /><br />makcik tu dah xde.....kesian pulak kat dia..especially tgk expression muke dia ngan nangis2 dia tu lagi...aku rase mcm mak betul aku pulak yg nangis tu....<br /><br />so for anyone out there named <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Farid</span> yg mak dia tgh cari dia...plz come back homeasrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-82877223788803547412009-01-29T19:16:00.000-08:002009-01-30T00:23:17.702-08:00Growing up is Fun but Stressful : part 1<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p><o:p></o:p> <p class="MsoNormal"><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Nota: Not an interesting post,hanya blast from the past</span></em></p><p class="MsoNormal">Semenjak aku x bape sihat ni..aku agak jadi melodramatic teringat zaman sekolah rendah,</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><span lang="SV">Ni antara benda yang paling aku ingat time tu,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic;font-size:130%;" ><o:p style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"></o:p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">Memory lane 1.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><o:p></o:p></span>Asalkan ari jumaat je, aku selalu sgt ikut ayah aku g office kat putra place.</p><p class="MsoNormal">So aku end up lepak the mall ngan kawan2 aku.Kecik2 dah melepak..Sbb tu bile besar jadi malas haha...</p><p class="MsoNormal">disebabkan time tu hanya pakai duit mak bapak (sekarang pun),so selalu nyer kiteorg akan habiskan masa lepak kat McD the mall tu je....the mall je time tu haha<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Almost every Friday lepak situ, sampai akak <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,51)">mCD</span> tu dah kenal dah..(makcik dah kut sekarang).</p><p class="MsoNormal">Pastu adelah 1 day ni, <span style="COLOR: rgb(102,255,255)">firdaus</span> terbuat air jatuh and tertumpah sebab dia minum sambil nyanyi lagu <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,255,255)">backstreet boys</span>..x boleh blah..dah la tumpah dikhalayak ramai. <span lang="SV">Nasib baik akak McD tu belanja air baru ,dah la large, siap dgn French fries lagi.. over lak dia.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV">Then, bape minggu pas tu tah aku lepak lagi Mcd kat situ ngan kawan aku <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,255,255)">syafiq.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV">Aku pun ckp kat dia, <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,255,51)">”cube ko jatuh kan air ko,nanti mesti akak tu bagi air baru dgn french fries,so kite x pyah spend duit beli french fries." </span>So, kiteorg pun buat la experiment, and dia buat2 terjatuhkan air tu, dikhalayak ramai lagi. Pastu sorang brader McD (pakcik dah kut sekarang) dengan murah hatinya bagi air baru 2 dengan french fries hahaha. Baik giler orang time tu.</span><span lang="FI">Mungkin masa tu muka kami comel. Uik? Comel? Errr<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI">Kalau sekarang...harammmm, jgn kan air...french fries pun belum tentu nak ganti huhuhu<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI"><o:p></o:p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">Memory lane 2</span></span><o:p><br /></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI">Kalau petang2 after sekolah je.....aku either end up lepak umah member2,<span style="font-size:0;"> </span>x pun lepak umah sendiri…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI">.Antara benda yg aku paling ingat was lepak atas bumbung ramai2 pastu wat video clip a-la <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,255,255)">michael jackson</span> dlm earth song..(ya hanya berdiri & depakan tgn biar angin tiup kuat2...entah hape2)...</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI">But, after satu hari tu ,member baik aku, <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,255,255)">Wan</span> pecahkan bumbung umah aku (yes <span style="COLOR: rgb(102,255,255)">hajar</span>,its the same wan huhu)...kiteorg dah x naik bumbung dah..berat betul Wan ni time tu …kecik2 dah berat hahahah...<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV">Yang x boleh blahnyer, bile bapak aku balik rumah..dia tanyer aku :<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,51)">” mcm mane boleh pecah atap ni?”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">”entah, kiteorg balik2 je dah mmg pecah..org baling batu agaknyer”</span> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV">(kecik2 dah menipu)<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,51)">” dah tu, sape pulak yg kemas serpihan kat bawah ni...elok2 je dah letak tepi, xkan orang luar boleh masuk pagar kite kemas”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">” orang gaji kut, pa”</span></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><span lang="SV"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)"></span><o:p></o:p></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="SV"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,51)">”kite mana ada orang gaji!”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,102,102)">” oh, xde eh?”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI">Ok...kantoi sudah<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FI">Tapi sekarang...rumah tu pun dah jual<o:p></o:p></span></p>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-52523836806078438272009-01-26T22:27:00.000-08:002009-01-27T08:40:10.657-08:00supernatural S4E12,Lost S05 E01,Lost S05,E02<div style="text-align: center;">Click pictures to download<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.usaupload.net/d/opy7lekvpjn"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXnubQUrv8I/AAAAAAAAAIg/8gR4-uTwutk/s400/as.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294524988956327874" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXntM05PG5I/AAAAAAAAAIY/YuGc7gxbKEc/s1600-h/miranda-kerr-models-moda-03a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXntM05PG5I/AAAAAAAAAIY/YuGc7gxbKEc/s400/miranda-kerr-models-moda-03a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294523641563650962" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Maaf, aku agak mentally <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">retarded</span> lately<br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com113tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-31350242855938384842009-01-20T20:32:00.001-08:002009-01-22T19:59:50.908-08:0090210 s01e14Gossip Girl S02E16,the big bang theory s02e13,how i met your mother s04e13 downloads<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Click picture to download<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nakido.com/CF4933F1AC75F5F07C4CAB2FDCA1737838008E8C"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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Ha? Share?.lol</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">OK, so the question now is, can you differentiate <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">whose taste better?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">1. Let’s start with <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Big Apple</span></p><br />.....<br /><br /><br /><br />.....<br />.<br /><br /><br />.....<br /><br /><br /><br />.....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://comatosewithbraindamage.blogspot.com/"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 153px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWD-0T-UiI/AAAAAAAAAGI/U8bzFJYF-IA/s320/GreenApple.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293282052261433890" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ok.silap</span>. itu green apple. (<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);font-size:85%;" >click to read her blog</span>)<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Balik ke pangkal jalan</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWEzk_CjyI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/YzWm2MpD64c/s1600-h/DSCF0144.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWEzk_CjyI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/YzWm2MpD64c/s320/DSCF0144.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293282958680166178" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWGc80yMrI/AAAAAAAAAGY/ldTlrlSXytQ/s1600-h/bigappledonuts2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWGc80yMrI/AAAAAAAAAGY/ldTlrlSXytQ/s320/bigappledonuts2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293284768965866162" border="0" /></a><br />All together there are<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"> 23 types</span> of donuts from Big Apple. (<em>As far as I</em>'m <em>concerned</em> la,xde kerja nak kira satu2)<br /><br />I have tasted most of the types.<br />And i can say it taste really, really good.<br />especially<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">The Alien</span>.<span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">Californian Almond</span>.Moonraker.<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">Whitnut </span>and<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Iceberg</span><br /><br />Bila mula2 makan ,<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">it's like i've just had the</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">most amazing donuts of my life!And even when i'm not eating it, i still</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">have dreams about this donuts, beautiful, haunting dreams, i wake up at night screaming</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">"Get out of my head, Donuts!!GET OUT"</span><br />(OK, sorry.ter over)<br /><br />to make it short<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">"it's effin' delicious!! "</span><br />but xde lar out of this world punya taste.<br /><br />it's tasty, yummy. overmanis(nevamind that),softer than any other donuts<br /><br />The price is RM11.50 for half dozen of donuts in a nice box.<br /><br />2. Now, let's talk about <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">J.CO Donuts</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWX6SVe3JI/AAAAAAAAAGg/xE5W8w1aBxk/s1600-h/jco28.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 256px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXWX6SVe3JI/AAAAAAAAAGg/xE5W8w1aBxk/s320/jco28.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293303964654034066" border="0" /></a><br />Basically the flavors are almost the same as Big Apple.Some people saying J.Co is much better than Big Apple.Sorry but it's hard for me to agree with that. I found that the topping are lesser than Big Apple's.<br />At first it was like<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">" oh.... ok lah..not bad at all"</span><br />but after i take the first bite of WhyNutz,Whitnutz or what ever they call it i was like<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">"Oh damn,I'm never brushing my teeth again unless it's with a toothbrush made from this Donut"</span><br />(yea,ter over i know)<br /><br />Anyhow, all the donuts are great. But i'd chose Big Apple over J.CO anyday!<br />:)<br /><br />What about you?<br /><br /><br /><br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-12158757275166476682009-01-16T07:40:00.000-08:002009-01-16T08:16:43.979-08:00Maybe it's time for a cab?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXCxfFBf-ZI/AAAAAAAAAFY/vboFUy0aZCI/s1600-h/article-0-031207DB000005DC-376_468x408.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 251px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXCxfFBf-ZI/AAAAAAAAAFY/vboFUy0aZCI/s320/article-0-031207DB000005DC-376_468x408.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291924709642860946" border="0" /></a><br />ok lets talk about <s>football.</s> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Christiano Ronaldo.</span> Perhaps it is better for him to leave his car at home and <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">take a cab</span>. and this is not just because of the accident.As we all know Ronaldo's two days old Ferrari was written off last week.And just when he thought things couldn't get any worse for him he returned to his Bentley today to find <span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);">he had been fined after leaving it parked at a bus stop</span>.But no worries, he is paid £120,000 a week at Old Trafford so the fined don't really mean anything to him.Seems a little bit harsh that someone who earns £12,000 a year and someone who earns £120,000 a week should have to pay the same amount eh? i wonder why don't they get the clamps out next time?Just because you are a footballer, doesn't mean you can park on a bus lane. When will they learn? Since he can afford it, he must have thought 'who cares?'.<br /><br />This is what we call~<br /><br />More money than sense.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">As a <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">liverpool</span> fan, somehow i enjoy writing this post! haha<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXCxuJLdQTI/AAAAAAAAAFg/tBinx_gWMYw/s1600-h/article-1118163-0312722E000005DC-252_468x319.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXCxuJLdQTI/AAAAAAAAAFg/tBinx_gWMYw/s320/article-1118163-0312722E000005DC-252_468x319.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291924968456405298" border="0" />Ronaldo's Bentley is given a ticket by a parking officer</a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXCx8qMzugI/AAAAAAAAAFo/FVoJH9Upvas/s1600-h/article-1118163-02FBD547000005DC-947_468x286.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 195px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAFuRkFp1Po/SXCx8qMzugI/AAAAAAAAAFo/FVoJH9Upvas/s320/article-1118163-02FBD547000005DC-947_468x286.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291925217838610946" border="0" /></a><br /></div>asrulqueresmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04630517487526046256noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8278109255473733560.post-37608523252078349182009-01-15T06:40:00.000-08:002009-01-15T08:51:04.462-08:00kenapa begini?aduyai<p class="MsoNormal">kenapa orang malaysia sekarang suka mcm ni?:</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0in;" start="1" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Kalau nampak dua lelaki masuk butik baju berdua orang akan ingat mereka gay(atau at least pandangan mata yang curious).</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"><span style="" lang="SV">Kalau muka shaved habis, pakai kemas dan pakai baju light pink dan pergi servis kereta berwarna hijau dan terserempak dengan lelaki gay maka lelaki gay tersebut akan ingat lelaki tersebut juga gay untuk diflirt.<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"><span style="" lang="SV">Kalau seorang lelaki muda sedang berjalan dengan seorang ibu muda orang akan ingat lelaki itu adalah anak ikan.<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="SV"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Kalau seorang lelaki sering keluar dengan kawan perempuan( ya hanya kawan) yang berbeza-beza untuk sekadar minum atau teman shopping di tempat yang sama orang akan ingat lelaki itu adalah player. (ye bukan steven gerrard yg saya maksudkan)</span><o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Isu 1 ~</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hari tu <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">aku,</span><a href="http://lovehatestragedy.blogspot.com/"><st1:place style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);" st="on">erin</st1:place></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">,adam, and fira</span> pergi time square. <span style="" lang="SV">Ada satu <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">scene</span> di mana<br />Erin and fira hilang tah kemana so aku dengan adam jalan-jalan and masuk giordano.Aku jumpe baju ni aku suka,then adam pun cakap baju tu cun.(<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">gaydar penjual tersebut mula aktif disini</span>). Then aku beli baju tu, then amoi promoter tu dari pandangan mata yang agak cun pada awalnyer dah mula bagi looks yang curious dan tergelak2 sipu2 sendirian masa aku nak bayar.~(<span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">mungkin aku hanya paranoid</span>)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV"><o:p> </o:p></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Isu 2</span></span>.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Ni lagi hampeh. <span style="" lang="SV">Hari tu aku pergi servis kereta. .Masa aku servis ada sorang mamat ni muka jambu tibe2 tegur aku.borak2 standard pasal kereta. Aku layan je la. Then tibe2 dia sibuk tanyer pasal life aku,aku duduk mana,datang sorang ke x, dan yang paling hampeh sekali mamat jambu tu<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> siap mintak no phone aku</span>. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wadepak????</span>( ok. So aku assume dia ni gay.ye org Malaysia sekarang susah.haha). Aku dengan selamba nya bagi nombor entah sape2 entah,<o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="" lang="SV"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Isu3</span></span><o:p></o:p></span> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV">On the way home dari studio petang tadi aku singgah the curve sebab aku craving donut yg <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">overated</span> dan <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">overmanis</span> tapi aku suka itu. Masa aku kat the curve aku terserempak ngan Puan Eliza. </span>Dia tegur aku,then dia ajak aku lepak kat kedai kopi yang perlu kite boikot sekarang<br />( note : ye aku dengan beliau agak rapat dan dia sangat outgoing type punya mother~tak reti nak explain macam mana). <span style="" lang="SV">So aku lepak and borak2 agak mesra dengan dia.Then masa nak balik aku terserempak ngan member aku. Dialog dia mcm ni<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV"><o:p style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);"> </o:p><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">”Eh bro, patutla loaded semacam ko sekarang”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">”apsal ko cakap mcm tu?”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="SV"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">”ye la aku tgk ko bahagia je dengan perempuan tu tadi”</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);" class="MsoNormal">” PAK OFF!”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">(aku terpikir, apehal aku ade member mcm ni, and sejak bila pulak aku loaded. Tiap2 bulan pakai duit bapak aku.sampai dah tahap segan untuk mintak.haha. Kalau dia baca ni,insyallah dia bagi duit esok)</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p>ISU 4</o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Juga di the curve. Aku memang selalu lepak kat teh tarik place after office hours. Kadang-kadang ramai2 kadang-kadang berdua.tapi the last two days aku lepak situ.Hari isnin dengan kawan aku <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.myspace.com/julianaira"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">jules</span></a>, then esoknyer ngan kawan aku jugak <a href="http://lovehatestragedy.blogspot.com/"><st1:place style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);" st="on">erin</st1:place></a>. Then masa dah nak bayar, cashier tu ckp banyak girlfriend abang eh? 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