OWH bimbo!

While i was waiting for my friend this morning, i came across this video on u-tube.She made me confuse laugh. i thought only Jessica Simpson will come up with that kind of answer. Ladies and gentlemen, lemme introduce to you, Miss Panama!!!! (clap clap)


I dont have to talk much, the video says it all.
confuscious pun confuse tgk ni huhuhu

karnival membeli belah NOKIA paradise

karnival membeli belah NOKIA paradise dimulakan dengan penjualanMIRANDA KERR

ok silap. hanya gambar hiasan. kenapa aku harus jual teman wanita Orlando Belum ini? i wanna sell my 2 weeks old nokia N78. paras rupa nokia n78 ini tidaklah secantik miranda kerr mahupun kim kardashian. tetapi performance wise, sangat menarik!

NOKIA N78

maaf hanya gambar internet, kerana di saat post ini di type, camera berada bersama my sister di jakarta, terus ghue ngak ade kamira utk tangkapin foto mobil ghue.

TETAPI!
the quality is as good as new! ( dah nama pun 2 weeks old). the specs are as follows:
1. wifi! - high speed internet at ur fingertips ( ok marketing)
2. GPS! ( maka anda tidak sesat lagi mencari kereta anda at the gardens.sumpah aku selalu x jumpe keta bile parking kat gardens)
3. 3.2 megapixel camera wif flash n whatso ever(lebih besar dari VGA camera, bengong sape pakai vga sekarang)
4. warna hitam ( hitam nampak kemas, nama saya rain)
5. high volume speaker! ( giler high sampai mabuk)
6. built in memory 76mb ( erk?)
7. external memory up to 8gb ( aku bg 2gb je)
8 FM transmitter! ( aku suke function ni cuz u can play the song from ur phone using ur car speaker, mp3 modulator la senang citer)
9 FM radio ( ok, so? ko ingat 3310i aku xde?)
10. ade message reader so hanya dengar text itu( ko ingat aku buta huruf asrul?)- oh x eh?
11. ia bukan motorola!

SEBAB2 utk di jual is :
aku berasal dari keluarga yang suke berjual beli..arakian aku ingin menjual dan aku ingin move on kepada benda baru.

harga :

rm800 maximum
negotiable ma
u mau bape?
boleh kasi bincang
fongsam lor
mau murah pun boleh
tapi reasonable lo
sape mahu sila email
asrul_noelle@yahoo.com

KEJADAHNYERR?

ok dah lame aku berenti hisap sisha tulis blog. sampai ramai suruh aku shutdown je blog ni.( ara)
dah lame aku x jadi pusher utk tv series. evendo demam prison break dah serang balik. maap. aku bukan sengaja aku cuma busy . damn. those things (tv series) ak akan try provide when i have time.

Tapi,

off topic.


aku selalu x paham kenapa each time aku dah lambat nak pergi kerja kenapa akan ada scene2 yg akan membuat aku jadi...super lambat? kenapa fatimah?kenapa? ok ngarut.

the scene

the other day aku dah memang lambat, so aku cube berlagak pintar ikut jalan lain...
unfortunately, lagi lambat ade la...
why???

because:-

time2 pagi2 buta camni la lori angkut sampah tu nak angkut sampah kat area ni..ok itu tidak mengapa...

yg paling aku rase the world was againts me that day was because of these 3 makhluks tuhan yang melintas jalan seperti itik pulang petang. oh kenapa engkau mesti ada dikawasan ini diketika begini?kenapa fatimah kenapa?

gambar hiasan.

and yes!! angsa! tiga ekor angsa uptown sedang melintas dengan sangat perlahan seperti dlm project runaway yg membuatkan kereta beratur panjang. jem weh. i mean serious, who lets the angsa out kat tgh2 bandar ni..aduyai...

sorry seems to be the hardest word

ok title ini jiwang tp xde kena mengena dgn post
just wanna say sorry cuz i don't have much time to update thiss blog lately....haih

Sometimes there is no time to be POLITE

I argued with Jules last nite about some work project. And we continued that argument this early morning. By texts of cause. Since today is Monday, i decided to take the train cause i don't wanna face the Monday traffic. Unfortunately, the Monday traffic in the train was even worse. It was like i'm stuck in a Friskies punya tin. Even though the train was so packed sampai x boleh bergerak, the text war with Jules stills on. And thanx to the big screen of iphone, suddenly d amoi beside me tegur,
"korang gaduh ke?"
I was so mother F-ing stress and this amoi boleh plak asked me like that macam she knows me.
If she
asked " gaduh wif gf/kwn ke?"
then i'll understand maybe she was trying to break d ice in d hot train where d ice is already melted.
Even though i was so stressful but it is my nature to entertain d person who talks to me.So i replied with a super lazy tone
" yea
sort of"( dgn muke yg agak sombong, u asked me at the wrong time la babe)
but that was not the main reason why i responded that way. Girl, i appreciate and i think it was really sweet that u were trying to communicate with a total stranger,
But before u asked anyone or before u gonna stand really- really close to anyone............

PLEASE

.........

PLEASE

.........


PLEASE

.........

PLEASE


put on some deodorant will you??





p/s: I realize that i rather drive than stuck in friskies can....

BAIKLAH...AKU MEMANG NAKAL

(sumpah title xde kena mengena langsung dengan isi)

After few weeks aku kat office baru at T.A tower near KLCC ni, aku dah learned few things

1.- Payung haruslah sentiasa ada dalam beg even though kereta parking kat sebelah bangunan sahaja.( x pernah2 aku bwk payung,tp disini aku harus.)
2- American women yg bekerja di Kuala Lumpur can speak malay better than me. (shit aku malu.)
3.-Kalau duit kekurangan, sila skip lunch ataupun breakfast atau kedua2 nya sekali.
4.- Bertolak dari rumah pukul tujuh pagi belum tentu anda akan sampai sebelum pukul 9.
5.-Some people adalah sangat senyap seperti bisu.
6.-Touch n Go dan Smart tag agak kurang efektif pada hari isnin kerana lorong tunai adalah lebih lancar.
7.-Skill parking rapat-rapat sambil memastikan kereta tidak calar adalah perlu.
8.-Sekiranya lunch bersama kawan perempuan yg kerja di KLCC haruslah senyum dan berbual mesra dengan boss nya sekali.
9.-Jika hujan dan tidak membawa payung dan jam sudah menunjukan pukul 7 mlm, sila bersiap sedia untuk bermalam di pejabat.
10.- Membina ruang pejalan kaki yang berbumbung untuk ke tempat parking yg kurang 0.1km dan ke klcc yg kurang 0.3km adalah sangat mahal, lantas payung diperlukan
11.- Masih ramai yg tidak tahu wtf is global warming
12-Tidak semua hot single mom itu gatal, ada sahaja yg sangat baik dan murah hati
13.-Mencari topup? sila lakukan dari kawasan rumah anda lagi.

...tetapi aku bahagia disini

namaku bukan farid.....

I woke up very early pagi tadi,maybe sbb excited liverpool menang smlm.
So aku breakfast kat mohsin wif few others.
time aku breakfast tu, ade sorang makcik tua ni tgk je kat aku mcm dia kenal sgt aku,
aku senyum kat dia, dia senyum balik....

On the way balik,aku nak ke kereta tibe2 dia panggil dari belakang
" nak, tunggu nak "
"ye, makcik?" (sopan habis)

tibe-tibe dia terus g kat aku peluk aku nangis2 teresak2

"Farid, mana farid pergi selama ni farid?"
"kenapa farid tinggal mak mcm tu je farid?'
"farid x syg mak ke?"
"farid pergi mane?"

Aku terkedu...confuse ape aku dah wat? aku kena MTV punk'd oleh ashton kutcher kah?aku cari camera ...xde

tibe-tibe makcik tu mcm nak terjatuh
aku pegang dia
aku explain

"makcik, makcik dah salah org ni makcik, saya bukan Farid makcik"
x sempat ayat aku habis...
"Farid masih x maafkan mak ye Farid?"
"Mak dah xde sape Farid, ayah kamu pun dah lari entah kemana"
"farid balik lah rumah, maafkan mak farid"
dia masih teresak2....aku masih blur..kesian pun ade

"mak sanggup buat ape saje farid,asalkan farid balik rumah"
"makcik,tenang makcik...saya ni memang bukan farid makcik,saya Asrul makcik"
"takperla Farid, kalau farid xnak terima mak"
"mak tunggu sampai farid balik"(tangan dia masih usap muka aku,mcm sorang mak sentuh anak dia...sumpah aku rase mcm sedih time tu.)

"mak cik duduk mane?"

tibe2 telefon aku bunyi....aku jawab..aku pusing belakang..
bile dah abis ckp telefon aku pusing balik...

makcik tu dah xde.....kesian pulak kat dia..especially tgk expression muke dia ngan nangis2 dia tu lagi...aku rase mcm mak betul aku pulak yg nangis tu....

so for anyone out there named Farid yg mak dia tgh cari dia...plz come back home