White ghost

Was drving super slow at 3am semalam macam orang mabuk tengah pretend sober. After the traffic light tiba-tiba aku kena tahan polis.



Polis : kalau traffic light merah, awak buat apa biasanya?




Aku : Hmm time traffic light merah biasanyer...... Saya,

Saya post tweet dengan status update dekat fb sampai kena hon


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Bijak sangat kenapa?

So i went out with my favourite 7 year old girl and we were passing through federal highway. Elok-elok je lalu depan kilang calrsberg tu tibe2 dia tanyer. "so uncle,asap from that kilang tu haram jugak ke?"

Confuse aku, sejak bila dia tau carlsberg is a beer?


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